In no particular order
- Star Commenter: Lifehacker.com
- 2009 Bix 7 in 69 minutes
- 2010 Bix 7 in 71 minutes
- 2010 Quad City Half Marathon in Two hours, fourteen minutes
- 2005 BA Spanish Augusta State University 3.2GPA
- Several short stories selected for school literary journal
- Capitan, US Army
- I carried a blood chit
- Combat Action Badge
- High School Letter in Drama with 2 Pins
- Lead role of Ebenezer Scrooge in one act adaptation of A Christmas Carol
- Airborne Badge
- Trained Meeting Facilitator
- Totally dominated college art history
- Capitan, Army ROTC Ranger Challenge Team
- Top performance ratings from multiple occupations
- Radio Station internship WCHZ 1993-1997
- FCC licensed radio broadcaster
- Stage Manager at many concerts produced by said radio station
- 10+ years of study at the Augusta Fencer's Club
- Bronze Star Medal
- 2005 Alpha Mu Gamma Honor Society
- Built a PC by hand
- Flashed custom DD-WRT firmware in a Linksys WRT54G router, used router as a client-bridge for my Xbox 360
- Setup a home media and FTP server
- Can cut baseball field and make that cool checkerboard pattern in the grass.
- Built a blueprinted L20b Datsun racing engine
- Cut down my own Christmas Tree
- Can use a knife honing steel and look all smooth doing it
- Inducted into Combat Order of the Spur
- Watched every Bruce Lee movie
- Watched Star Wars: A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi back-to-back, non stop.
- Watched the entire Lord of the Rings (director's cut) trilogy, back-to-back, non stop.
- Learned enough about Oracle SQL to really pretend like I know it
- Understand Ubuntu Linux well enough to use it as a daily driver
- Designed and oversaw construction of a Patrol Base in Iraq
- I can make the best hot coco you ever tasted
- I can also make the best margarita you ever tasted
- Traveled to Mexico, Spain, Honduras, Bolivia, Cayman, Bahamas, Iraq, Kuwait
- Number of artillery rockets I've seen fly directly over my head: One.
- Played through Mass Effect three times
- Played through Mass Effect 2 twice
- Have actually worn a 3-year old's rainbow colored plastic bead and elastic necklace out in public. Also have worn two identical watches on the same arm. Both, without noticing for hours
- I know all the answers to the Grumpy Old Troll's riddles
- I speak cat
- I speak Spanish
- Used to could speak French
- I know the entire musical intro to: Dora the Explorer, Go Diego Go, and Elmo's World
- I know the entire Jesus Christ Superstar
- I know the entire Who's Tommy
- Totally go to bed at 2100
- Use military time
- Saw snow in Baghdad
- Designed my own laptop messenger bag
- Have a collection of wires
- Flown in a Blackhawk helicopter, with the windows out and sat in the wrong seat
- Been rolled-up by a Chinook's rotor wash
- Know how to hang stuff off the bottom of helicopters
- Once while trying to sleep in the woods while 33 degree rain was falling, I cuddled with another grown man to stay warm
- I've cuddled with an M16 too, then woke up, thinking it was my wife
- I've killed, cleaned and cooked a whole chicken
- I have divided by zero and lived to tell about it
- I can make homemade granola. It's super yummy